Dear Girl, I am happy to inform you that I fell in love with you on Tuesday, the seventeenth day of March, two thousand and four. Referring to a meeting held between us on March 17, 2004 at 15:00, I would like to present itself as an alleged lover.

It is expected that our love us will be exposed to the probationary period for three months and, depending on the degree of compatibility reached, could become permanent.
Of course, after the trial period, followed by prolonged preparations for the establishment of close relations, and will be applied scorecard established relations, which should be completed in advance of status - a lover of the wife.

The cost of coffee and entertainment, initially, should be shared between us in equal shares. Later, based on an assessment of your behavior, I might take a larger share of the costs.
I kindly request you to give an answer within 30 days of receipt of this letter. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and I will consider other candidates.

Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.
These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs, national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.

Also this proposal and any actions taken in connection with it in the future, will be declared invalid if You breach declared as a result of this meeting the commitments and guarantees to the Committee, in particular, and primarily include:

1 .. You have never been married;
2 .. You are admitting speeding on my part is quite certain events of nature;
3 .. You did not oppose mandated separation of my sexual abilities with other special female.

I would be happy if, in the case of your unwillingness to accept this proposal you have submitted this letter to your sister.

Thank in advance,
Yours sincerely,
The young man.