The examination of a criminal process. Translated to Russian

The examination of a criminal process.
*russian humor
Efforts are external.
A external, as a rule, people are far from proper legal practice (secretaries there, Staff Officer and other workers), and horseradish for what they need higher legal - not at all clear. And god with them.
Before teaching sits Major, a national of any colonies (in the sense, works there) - no longer young, strong guy, with the seal of 3 classes at the parish church-strong-willed person. Responsible directly say, badly. His teacher hard fetching at three, because understands that if he will give not - will be six months to call him. Well, and indicators on course fall - it was his (teaching) should? Sets the last (crucial) issue:
- A where the prosecutor sends a criminal case, after adopt the indictment?
For reference, not tried and persons without jur. Education: prosecutor after approval of the indictment (act) sends a criminal case to court.
Mayor depicts the face agonizing (pardon, thinking) process. not get it to him, wet, well in this kind.
Examiners, rastyagivaya words, repeats for 5 - ty years (with appropriate intonation):
- And, the prosecutor, signed the deal, which he then sends it?
Mayor poteet, cheshet turnips, compare On the face - suffering Carenina on tracks - at least.
Teacher, deciding, apparently drowning kinut last straw:
- Prosecutor. Send. Case. Where? Well, such a word, three letters the middle of "U"
Mayor, to clarify in person bent down to the examiner, and, facilitate smiling, said:
-- WHAT TO dick THAT THERE?
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